Winston
Teacup pig, classic pink. Very calm. Eats sensibly, for now.
4.8 (1,377)
$1,149CAD
Free shipping. Arrives in a cup.
What is the biggest decision of your life? We help with that.
A teacup pig is a lifelong companion, and Hamazon is the only retailer in Canada that guarantees the "teacup" part. If yours grows up, we take it back. No questions asked.
Teacup pigs, shipping today
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Clementine
Teacup pig, rose blush. Fits in a teacup at time of shipping.
4.9 (2,104)
$1,299CAD
Free shipping. Arrives in a cup.
Duke
Teacup pig, estate black. Dignified. Will outgrow nothing, probably.
4.7 (512)
$1,399CAD
Free shipping. Arrives in a cup.
Heritage
Beatrix
Teacup pig, spotted heritage. Strong lineage. Remarkably strong.
4.9 (868)
$1,499CAD
Free shipping. Arrives in a cup.
The Hamazon Guarantee
If your teacup pig turns out to be an actual, full-size pig, Hamazon will take the pig back at no additional cost. No restocking fee. No paperwork. We send the truck.
Our return rate is 100%, which we consider a sign of how seriously we take customer satisfaction. Most customers are contacted by our Returns team before they even realize there is a problem.
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Your pig arrives small
Every Hamazon pig ships in a genuine teacup. We measure. It fits.
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Your pig stays small, in theory
Feed it, love it, give it a name. You are doing great. Keep feeding it.
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If it doesn't, we come get it
Call us, or don't. A driver will be there within the hour with a trailer, a clipboard, and a coupon for 20% off ham.
Pork & charcuterie
Raised slowly, in family settingsPrime cut
Heritage bacon, thick cut
1 lb. Spotted heritage stock. Remarkably well-marbled.
4.9 (9,310)
$18CAD
Always in stock. We never run short.
Estate pork chops, bone-in
Four chops. Estate black. Dignified until the end.
4.8 (4,042)
$26CAD
Ships chilled. Arrives in a box, not a cup.
Prosciutto, 18 months
Dry-cured whole leg. Named at origin. We don't say which name.
5.0 (2,215)
$42CAD
Ships chilled. Pairs well with closure.
Returning customers
Smoked ham, whole
12 lb. Our most popular item among recent returners.
4.9 (6,788)
$89CAD
20% off with any completed return.
Customer stories
All 14,906 reviews"Gerald arrived the size of a mango. Fourteen months later he weighed 640 pounds and had opinions about the couch. Hamazon picked him up the same afternoon. Three weeks later a complimentary ham arrived. We don't talk about it."
"The return was seamless. The driver already knew Winston's name and had the trailer backed into the driveway before I finished dialing. Honestly faster than my internet provider."
"We've had Clementine for three years and she is still tiny. Hamazon calls every month to check on her weight, which I find very caring. They seem disappointed. Five stars."